by Tim Slagle | Aug 10, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
A new study suggests vegetarians suffer from more depression than the Diet Diverse. I’ve been saying it for years: Vegetarians are not happy people. They don’t seem to take the same pleasure in life that my carnivore friends seem to have. Dinnertime, (my...
by Tim Slagle | Jul 19, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
Heinz is about to make the biggest mistake since letting John Kerry run for President. They’re marketing ketchup as “Chicago Hot Dog Sauce. From the Tribune: In the emotional equivalent of tricking a baby into believing that the spoon is an airplane, Heinz...
by Tim Slagle | Jun 17, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
A new Illinois Tax may lead to diabetes and tooth decay. Nothing motivates government more than money and power. If there is a scheme that can increase revenue and exert control over human behavior, it will fly into the law books quicker than a yellow jacket to a...
by Tim Slagle | Jun 11, 2017 | Blog, Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
The failure of the projected tourist boom proves that Communists are no good at planning. Turns out there was a vacation paradise just south of us, full of beautiful Art Deco hotels, where all the cars looked like a Doris Day movie. And once granted permission,...
by Tim Slagle | May 31, 2017 | Blog, Comedy, Entertainment, News
It wasn’t too long ago that posing with a mask of the President would be the end of a career. A comedian holds up a mock severed head of President Trump, and the nation is outraged. She issues an apology, without her make-up on, and everything goes back to...
by Tim Slagle | Apr 22, 2017 | Uncategorized
The march in Washington saw more scientists then ever gathering in one single place that didn’t include William Shatner. The most ironic part of today’s march: Without CO2, the economy wouldn’t be able to support so many scientists. Concern over...
