by Tim Slagle | Apr 13, 2016 | Comedy, Uncategorized
On the eve of my spectacular Crash and Burn shows at Acme in Minneapolis, KSTP 5 contacted me about the hullabaloo over Ralphie May. Several years back, Ralphie went on an extended rant about how mad he was, that Goodfellas lost the Oscar to Dances With Wolves. The...
by Tim Slagle | Apr 6, 2016 | Satire
Bernie Sanders supports welfare over charity, even though evidence suggests welfare leads to laziness, but not in the way you think it does. You would think that a candidate, whose campaign relies solely on charity, would be a little more sympathetic to it. A New York...
by Tim Slagle | Apr 4, 2016 | Satire
Give me Liberty, or let me take a nap. Automobile travel is one of the few ways you can still cross the country without an x-ray and patdown, despite the hours it takes to get your paperwork cleared at the DMV every couple years. Touring out West, driving on long...
by Tim Slagle | Apr 2, 2016 | Satire, Uncategorized
A Florida Bill was signed into law, just as the Department of Justice was about to start stealing again. Today local police forces are outfitted better than Batman. Ever wonder how your local police force gets all those wonderful toys? Even small towns have new sports...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 29, 2016 | Comedy
IRS phone scams highlight a flaw in the way revenue is collected. If it wasn’t so funny, I probably would have been terrified Yesterday I was called by one of those fake IRS agents, who work out of call centers in East Asia. The scam is pretty straight forward,...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 28, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
They’re coming for your jobs By the time President Trump finishes the wall, and ends the trade deficit with China, there might be a new threat to the American Worker: Robots. Not only are they becoming sophisticated enough to replace Uber drivers and...
