by Tim Slagle | Mar 26, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
The California drought crisis is over, and the Climate is Changing again. Thanks to Global Warming, drought stricken California now has too much rain; causing reservoirs to overflow, streets to flood, and TV Anchors to revise their talking points. It was only a year...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 23, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
If you make less than $250k in Palo Alto California, you now qualify for welfare. Poverty is so rampant across the Silicon Valley, some young people have to go to bed hungry because they can no longer afford sushi. If you’re a political candidate, you’ll...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 21, 2016 | Uncategorized
Another solar energy plant is ready for the scrap heap, as birds are bursting into flames over the California Desert. The latest jolly green debacle out of the Obama Administration leaves us on the hook for $1.6billion. At some point, it makes sense to just burn the...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 18, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
Six years later, most people are still unaware of how the Citizens United decision actually protects their freedom. Saying money is ruining politics makes as much sense as saying that there were too many special effects in the last Transformers movie. Money and...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 9, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders may seem like polar opposites, but if you look closer, you’ll see a lot of similarity. There has never been an American primary so passionately fought, and two candidates have emerged as cult favorites. Before you paint a Chaplin...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 8, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
A team of scientists is creating an algorithm capable of predicting which people are likely to commit crimes. Some crimes are easy to predict before they actually happen. Like when I first heard the news that there was going to be a sequel to Full House. But others,...
