by Tim Slagle | Mar 2, 2016 | Uncategorized
The CDC is warning that some health foods are potentially fatal, but at least you’ll die from natural causes. Long ago, people ate stuff straight out of the dirt. They also rarely lived past 35. Eventually they learned to make fire, and learned that if you held...
by Tim Slagle | Feb 28, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
In an editorial for the Huffington Post, Bill Gates laments that 1.3 billion people have no electricity. On the bright side, they don’t have to deal with Windows 10. It’s hard to believe in the 21st Century, a large portion of the world’s population...
by Tim Slagle | Feb 27, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
Mark Zukerberg claims putting more people on facebook would contribute to world peace, which proves he hasn’t spent anytime on facebook. In an recent interview, Mark Zuckerberg said that facebook has the potential to bring people together. According to...
by Tim Slagle | Feb 16, 2016 | Comedy
Here’s a fantastic article by Captain Capitalism. He starts with the question “Why is Amy Schumer So Popular?”, and comes around to one of the most poignant essays on why modern Government is such a popular multi-trillion, multi-national industry:...
by Tim Slagle | Jan 30, 2016 | Comedy
It would appear that Denver isn’t the only stadium that’s a mile high. According to 5KPIX CBS, San Francisco, groundskeepers accidentally painted the Broncos logo in both end zones. Maybe it’s due to general government incompetence, or maybe...
by Tim Slagle | Jan 29, 2016 | Comedy
This is an actual picture of a “16 year old” Afghan refugee, given a new teddy bear at the Swedish refugee center. See how happy he is? Not because he likes the teddy bear, but because he really pulled one over on the authorities Apparently refugees are...
