A humble stand up comedian, fighting a never-ending battle for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.
Why would anyone think that a roll of Barack Obama toilet paper, is the proper way to celebrate Martin Luther King Day? I've never been a big fan of the Martin Luther King National Holiday. Not because I don't think the man should be honored, quite the contrary. The...
A recent message from Koko the Gorilla sounds remarkably similar to something a Liberal Arts student would say. 2016 will be remembered as the year I officially stopped believing in a talking gorilla. While I originally thought it was possible that a gorilla could...
Today's Drudge Report cites an AP article on the scientific quest for a meat substitute that tastes like meat. Several companies are investing time and effort into finding a way to make synthetic meat From refining plant extracts, to actually growing meat cells in...
What's the difference between Christmas and a Government Shutdown? During the shutdown, only non-essential workers take vacations. While terrorists make new threats, the President makes the time for a leisurely stroll to the Shave Ice Stand with his daughters (no sign...
A new experiment unintentionally proves that obeying the law is more dangerous that avoiding it. This is priceless. As Google and other corporations move forward with driverless cars, they realized that something was wrong. Driverless cars were crashing at...
Perhaps you were thinking of her husband. While on the road in Nebraska with Warren Buffet, Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton tossed a bone to political comics everywhere. from Mediaite: While Clinton was discussing her economic policy positions, she...
With debts exceeding revenue by $2.2million, it's unlikely that the Democrat Party will be able to stage a convention absent a taxpayer bailout. It's probably the biggest case of "Too Big To Fail" since the bank bailout of 2008. The Democrats are a couple million in...
Cancelled band appearances offer a glimpse into the terrifying realities of a Socialist Dictatorship. According to the Huffington Post, Kim Jong Un has cancelled the much anticipated Chinese leg of his Moranbong Band tour. Mystery still surrounds the last minute...
Not content with dominating the deceased vote, Democrats consider opening the demographic on the other end. According to the New York Times: The campaign, called Vote16USA, which will be announced on Wednesday, aims to lower the voting age to 16 from 18 to spur civic...