by Tim Slagle | Sep 4, 2015 | Uncategorized
Luck runs out for lottery winners in Illinois, as cash becomes equally scarce. Play the Lotto and become a millionaire. That’s the pitch Illinois uses to make people rush to the liquor store and buy a stack of dreams. As if the odds of a winning ticket...
by Tim Slagle | Aug 31, 2015 | Uncategorized
I’m surprised he didn’t name it Mt. Obama. It would make sense, since there’s no other place in America that high. Before his trip to Alaska, the President used his pen to create jobs this week, by forcing schools all over America to buy new...
by Tim Slagle | Aug 28, 2015 | Uncategorized
It’s a new summer tradition. Young children getting their first taste of entrepreneurship in America, having their lemonade stands shut down, for inadequate licensing. While many are outraged about it, I think its a good idea. We already lie to them about Santa...
by Tim Slagle | Aug 27, 2015 | Uncategorized
Perhaps we need to recognize what that badge stood for, and start removing them from public spaces. from the Daily Mail: Flanagan, 41, clashed repeatedly with photojournalists, belittling them in public and intimidating them with his violent temper, according to...
by Tim Slagle | Aug 25, 2015 | Uncategorized
Space isn’t nearly as romantic as it’s portrayed in the movies. From Bloomberg: the urine-processing system, which recycles astronauts’ waste into a drinking supply. …Condensate is a polite way of describing the collected breath and sweat of...
by Tim Slagle | Aug 24, 2015 | Uncategorized
I’ve often felt that specialized diets are nothing more than organized eating disorders, co-enabled by businesses who want to a make a buck off the gullible. There was a time when hosting a dinner party was simply planning a menu, now you have to go through the...
