On the eve of my spectacular Crash and Burn shows at Acme in Minneapolis, KSTP 5 contacted me about the hullabaloo over Ralphie May. Several years back, Ralphie went on an extended rant about how mad he was, that Goodfellas lost the Oscar to Dances With Wolves. The...
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Bernie Sanders Opposes Charity
Bernie Sanders supports welfare over charity, even though evidence suggests welfare leads to laziness, but not in the way you think it does. You would think that a candidate, whose campaign relies solely on charity, would be a little more sympathetic to it. A New York...
Driverless Cars May Lead To Police State
Give me Liberty, or let me take a nap. Automobile travel is one of the few ways you can still cross the country without an x-ray and patdown, despite the hours it takes to get your paperwork cleared at the DMV every couple years. Touring out West, driving on long...
Florida Pardons Criminal Cash
A Florida Bill was signed into law, just as the Department of Justice was about to start stealing again. Today local police forces are outfitted better than Batman. Ever wonder how your local police force gets all those wonderful toys? Even small towns have new sports...
IRS Scam
IRS phone scams highlight a flaw in the way revenue is collected. If it wasn't so funny, I probably would have been terrified Yesterday I was called by one of those fake IRS agents, who work out of call centers in East Asia. The scam is pretty straight forward, they...
Warning! Warning! Robot War Begins
They're coming for your jobs By the time President Trump finishes the wall, and ends the trade deficit with China, there might be a new threat to the American Worker: Robots. Not only are they becoming sophisticated enough to replace Uber drivers and Applebee's...
Drowning in Climate Change
The California drought crisis is over, and the Climate is Changing again. Thanks to Global Warming, drought stricken California now has too much rain; causing reservoirs to overflow, streets to flood, and TV Anchors to revise their talking points. It was only a year...
New Poverty Line: Quarter Million a Year
If you make less than $250k in Palo Alto California, you now qualify for welfare. Poverty is so rampant across the Silicon Valley, some young people have to go to bed hungry because they can no longer afford sushi. If you're a political candidate, you'll always get...
Solar Fail
Another solar energy plant is ready for the scrap heap, as birds are bursting into flames over the California Desert. The latest jolly green debacle out of the Obama Administration leaves us on the hook for $1.6billion. At some point, it makes sense to just burn the...