by Tim Slagle | Mar 18, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
Six years later, most people are still unaware of how the Citizens United decision actually protects their freedom. Saying money is ruining politics makes as much sense as saying that there were too many special effects in the last Transformers movie. Money and...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 9, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders may seem like polar opposites, but if you look closer, you’ll see a lot of similarity. There has never been an American primary so passionately fought, and two candidates have emerged as cult favorites. Before you paint a Chaplin...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 8, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
A team of scientists is creating an algorithm capable of predicting which people are likely to commit crimes. Some crimes are easy to predict before they actually happen. Like when I first heard the news that there was going to be a sequel to Full House. But others,...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 2, 2016 | Uncategorized
The CDC is warning that some health foods are potentially fatal, but at least you’ll die from natural causes. Long ago, people ate stuff straight out of the dirt. They also rarely lived past 35. Eventually they learned to make fire, and learned that if you held...
by Tim Slagle | Feb 28, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
In an editorial for the Huffington Post, Bill Gates laments that 1.3 billion people have no electricity. On the bright side, they don’t have to deal with Windows 10. It’s hard to believe in the 21st Century, a large portion of the world’s population...
