by Tim Slagle | Jul 17, 2020 | Blog, Comedy, Satire, Sports, Uncategorized
Hey Chief, I see you’ve got yourself in a bit of a bind over your team’s name. Yes there is a long legacy of the Redskins, and I know the logo was a depiction of an actual Native American and designed by a Native American. Unfortunately language changes with the...
by Tim Slagle | Jan 5, 2019 | Comedy, News, Satire
Some jobs are just more important than picking up trash in National Parks. So here we are two weeks into the government “shutdown”, and I couldn’t help but notice this picture. Supposedly, only essential Federal Employees are reporting for work. Yet...
by Tim Slagle | Aug 10, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
A new study suggests vegetarians suffer from more depression than the Diet Diverse. I’ve been saying it for years: Vegetarians are not happy people. They don’t seem to take the same pleasure in life that my carnivore friends seem to have. Dinnertime, (my...
by Tim Slagle | Jul 19, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
Heinz is about to make the biggest mistake since letting John Kerry run for President. They’re marketing ketchup as “Chicago Hot Dog Sauce. From the Tribune: In the emotional equivalent of tricking a baby into believing that the spoon is an airplane, Heinz...
by Tim Slagle | Jun 17, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
A new Illinois Tax may lead to diabetes and tooth decay. Nothing motivates government more than money and power. If there is a scheme that can increase revenue and exert control over human behavior, it will fly into the law books quicker than a yellow jacket to a...
by Tim Slagle | Jun 11, 2017 | Blog, Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
The failure of the projected tourist boom proves that Communists are no good at planning. Turns out there was a vacation paradise just south of us, full of beautiful Art Deco hotels, where all the cars looked like a Doris Day movie. And once granted permission,...
