A humble stand up comedian, fighting a never-ending battle for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.
As the political season rolls around, again Republicans are besieged with the penalty for not being hip: Rockstars complaining about the use of their music. This happened twice in the past week. Mike Huckabee used the “Eye of the Tiger” song to triumph the jail...
The LAPD is buying electric police cars. Partly out of political correctness, and partly out of Government mandates, this is the New Century version of Adam 12. I can't get over the forced smile this cop has as he looks over his new assignment. Eight hours a day in...
Here's an interesting stat from the Daily Mail: The average age of an Action Star is now 48 years old. But an analysis of action films over the last two decades has revealed a growing trend for older stars, with the average age of a star reaching 48 in the...
Lewis Black once said that it's much cheaper to drink in Wisconsin than in New York City. Airfare included. Well there's a good reason why, and it might surprise you. For years Jimmy Carter has always been an easy punchline to a joke, because he was known as the Worst...
Luck runs out for lottery winners in Illinois, as cash becomes equally scarce. Play the Lotto and become a millionaire. That's the pitch Illinois uses to make people rush to the liquor store and buy a stack of dreams. As if the odds of a winning ticket weren't...
I'm surprised he didn't name it Mt. Obama. It would make sense, since there's no other place in America that high. Before his trip to Alaska, the President used his pen to create jobs this week, by forcing schools all over America to buy new geography books: In a...
Shortly after the Democratic Party released its last financial statement, Donald Trump made a generous offer to refer them to a good bankruptcy attorney. It is just the kind of crass remark you expect from the Donald, who has little sympathy for a Party once expected...
It's a new summer tradition. Young children getting their first taste of entrepreneurship in America, having their lemonade stands shut down, for inadequate licensing. While many are outraged about it, I think its a good idea. We already lie to them about Santa Claus,...
Perhaps we need to recognize what that badge stood for, and start removing them from public spaces. from the Daily Mail: Flanagan, 41, clashed repeatedly with photojournalists, belittling them in public and intimidating them with his violent temper, according to...