Tim Slagle

A humble stand up comedian, fighting a never-ending battle for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

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Citizens United v. Freedom

Six years later, most people are still unaware of how the Citizens United decision actually protects their freedom. Saying money is ruining politics makes as much sense as saying that there were too many special effects in the last Transformers movie. Money and...

Sanders and Trump: No Difference

Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders may seem like polar opposites, but if you look closer, you’ll see a lot of similarity. There has never been an American primary so passionately fought, and two candidates have emerged as cult favorites. Before you paint a Chaplin...

Real Life Minority Report

A team of scientists is creating an algorithm capable of predicting which people are likely to commit crimes. Some crimes are easy to predict before they actually happen. Like when I first heard the news that there was going to be a sequel to Full House. But others,...

Deadly Organic Food

The CDC is warning that some health foods are potentially fatal, but at least you'll die from natural causes. Long ago, people ate stuff straight out of the dirt. They also rarely lived past 35. Eventually they learned to make fire, and learned that if you held your...

Bill Gates: The Poor Need Patience

In an editorial for the Huffington Post, Bill Gates laments that 1.3 billion people have no electricity. On the bright side, they don't have to deal with Windows 10. It's hard to believe in the 21st Century, a large portion of the world's population has no...

Facebook for Peace?

Mark Zukerberg claims putting more people on facebook would contribute to world peace, which proves he hasn't spent anytime on facebook. In an recent interview, Mark Zuckerberg said that facebook has the potential to bring people together. According to MarketWatch:...

Pretty Little Lies

Here's a fantastic article by Captain Capitalism. He starts with the question "Why is Amy Schumer So Popular?", and comes around to one of the most poignant essays on why modern Government is such a popular multi-trillion, multi-national industry: But in Western...

Super Whoops

It would appear that Denver isn't the  only stadium that's a mile high. According to 5KPIX CBS, San Francisco, groundskeepers accidentally painted the Broncos logo in both end zones. Maybe it's due to general government incompetence, or maybe it's because of...

Political Correctness Gone Knäpp

This is an actual picture of a "16 year old" Afghan refugee, given a new teddy bear at the Swedish refugee center. See how happy he is? Not because he likes the teddy bear, but because he really pulled one over on the authorities Apparently refugees are tearing up...

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