by Tim Slagle | Dec 29, 2015 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
Today’s Drudge Report cites an AP article on the scientific quest for a meat substitute that tastes like meat. Several companies are investing time and effort into finding a way to make synthetic meat From refining plant extracts, to actually growing meat cells...
by Tim Slagle | Dec 28, 2015 | Satire, Uncategorized
What’s the difference between Christmas and a Government Shutdown? During the shutdown, only non-essential workers take vacations. While terrorists make new threats, the President makes the time for a leisurely stroll to the Shave Ice Stand with his daughters...
by Tim Slagle | Dec 18, 2015 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
A new experiment unintentionally proves that obeying the law is more dangerous that avoiding it. This is priceless. As Google and other corporations move forward with driverless cars, they realized that something was wrong. Driverless cars were crashing at...
by Tim Slagle | Dec 14, 2015 | Comedy, Satire
With debts exceeding revenue by $2.2million, it’s unlikely that the Democrat Party will be able to stage a convention absent a taxpayer bailout. It’s probably the biggest case of “Too Big To Fail” since the bank bailout of 2008. The Democrats...
by Tim Slagle | Dec 9, 2015 | Comedy, Satire
Not content with dominating the deceased vote, Democrats consider opening the demographic on the other end. According to the New York Times: The campaign, called Vote16USA, which will be announced on Wednesday, aims to lower the voting age to 16 from 18 to spur civic...
by Tim Slagle | Dec 5, 2015 | Comedy, Satire
A new study shows that vegetarians are more likely to suffer from mental illness. I’ve been saying it for years. There is just something wrong with people who eat nothing but vegetables. Now there is evidence. According to a new study, people who don’t eat...
