by Tim Slagle | Mar 9, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders may seem like polar opposites, but if you look closer, you’ll see a lot of similarity. There has never been an American primary so passionately fought, and two candidates have emerged as cult favorites. Before you paint a Chaplin...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 8, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
A team of scientists is creating an algorithm capable of predicting which people are likely to commit crimes. Some crimes are easy to predict before they actually happen. Like when I first heard the news that there was going to be a sequel to Full House. But others,...
by Tim Slagle | Feb 28, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
In an editorial for the Huffington Post, Bill Gates laments that 1.3 billion people have no electricity. On the bright side, they don’t have to deal with Windows 10. It’s hard to believe in the 21st Century, a large portion of the world’s population...
by Tim Slagle | Feb 27, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
Mark Zukerberg claims putting more people on facebook would contribute to world peace, which proves he hasn’t spent anytime on facebook. In an recent interview, Mark Zuckerberg said that facebook has the potential to bring people together. According to...
by Tim Slagle | Jan 18, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
Why would anyone think that a roll of Barack Obama toilet paper, is the proper way to celebrate Martin Luther King Day? I’ve never been a big fan of the Martin Luther King National Holiday. Not because I don’t think the man should be honored, quite the...
by Tim Slagle | Jan 2, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
A recent message from Koko the Gorilla sounds remarkably similar to something a Liberal Arts student would say. 2016 will be remembered as the year I officially stopped believing in a talking gorilla. While I originally thought it was possible that a gorilla could...
