by Tim Slagle | Mar 23, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
If you make less than $250k in Palo Alto California, you now qualify for welfare. Poverty is so rampant across the Silicon Valley, some young people have to go to bed hungry because they can no longer afford sushi. If you’re a political candidate, you’ll...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 21, 2016 | Uncategorized
Another solar energy plant is ready for the scrap heap, as birds are bursting into flames over the California Desert. The latest jolly green debacle out of the Obama Administration leaves us on the hook for $1.6billion. At some point, it makes sense to just burn the...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 8, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
A team of scientists is creating an algorithm capable of predicting which people are likely to commit crimes. Some crimes are easy to predict before they actually happen. Like when I first heard the news that there was going to be a sequel to Full House. But others,...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 2, 2016 | Uncategorized
The CDC is warning that some health foods are potentially fatal, but at least you’ll die from natural causes. Long ago, people ate stuff straight out of the dirt. They also rarely lived past 35. Eventually they learned to make fire, and learned that if you held...
by Tim Slagle | Jan 18, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
Why would anyone think that a roll of Barack Obama toilet paper, is the proper way to celebrate Martin Luther King Day? I’ve never been a big fan of the Martin Luther King National Holiday. Not because I don’t think the man should be honored, quite the...
by Tim Slagle | Jan 2, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
A recent message from Koko the Gorilla sounds remarkably similar to something a Liberal Arts student would say. 2016 will be remembered as the year I officially stopped believing in a talking gorilla. While I originally thought it was possible that a gorilla could...
