The failure of the projected tourist boom proves that Communists are no good at planning. Turns out there was a vacation paradise just south of us, full of beautiful Art Deco hotels, where all the cars looked like a Doris Day movie. And once granted permission,...
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A Tale of Two Comics
It wasn't too long ago that posing with a mask of the President would be the end of a career. A comedian holds up a mock severed head of President Trump, and the nation is outraged. She issues an apology, without her make-up on, and everything goes back to normal....
The March for Science: A waste of CO2
The march in Washington saw more scientists then ever gathering in one single place that didn't include William Shatner. The most ironic part of today's march: Without CO2, the economy wouldn't be able to support so many scientists. Concern over climate change, and...
Trump Surveillance: Suddenly an “Accident”
In his March 28th newscast, Lester Holt signaled that the media narrative on Representative Nunes is about to change. The most under reported story of the recent months is that the Donald Trump's civil rights have been violated. Americans still have Fourth Amendment...
The Wrong Electors Heeded The Celebrity Warning
While the message made by Unite For America seems to have resonated with electors, their aim was a little bit to the left of the target. About five days ago, Martin Sheen and a gaggle of "celebrities" got together and taped a video plea to the members of the Electoral...
Russian Hack: Proof of Campaign Incompetence
John Podesda's staff allowed Russians to hack into his eMail, and illustrate the fatal flaw of large bureaucracies. I'm old enough to remember when Russian Hacking was just writing jokes for Yakov Smirnoff. Now it's the the biggest news story of the week....
Grandma Hillary on the Internet
Newly disclosed documents reveal that Hillary's computer skills are on a par with every other Senior Citizen. "Huma, could you schedule a meeting with the Prince of Nigeria? He's having a hard time leaving the country, and will deposit five million dollars into...
Solution to Chicago Gun Violence: Better Training
The continuing tragedy of gun violence, suggests a radical new solution. The homicide rate in Chicago, isn't caused by an oversupply of guns, it's caused by an oversupply of bad shots. It seems the majority of the gun homicides in the City are all innocent bystanders....
Melania Sincerely Flatters Michelle
Everyone knows that Melania Trump's convention speech plagiarized Michelle Obama. But who ever thought Donald Trump was original? A few years back, Joe Rogan called out Carlos Mencia for plagiarism of a joke. Ironically, "Who are you going to get to build that wall?"...