by Tim Slagle | Apr 4, 2016 | Satire
Give me Liberty, or let me take a nap. Automobile travel is one of the few ways you can still cross the country without an x-ray and patdown, despite the hours it takes to get your paperwork cleared at the DMV every couple years. Touring out West, driving on long...
by Tim Slagle | Apr 2, 2016 | Satire, Uncategorized
A Florida Bill was signed into law, just as the Department of Justice was about to start stealing again. Today local police forces are outfitted better than Batman. Ever wonder how your local police force gets all those wonderful toys? Even small towns have new sports...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 28, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
They’re coming for your jobs By the time President Trump finishes the wall, and ends the trade deficit with China, there might be a new threat to the American Worker: Robots. Not only are they becoming sophisticated enough to replace Uber drivers and...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 26, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
The California drought crisis is over, and the Climate is Changing again. Thanks to Global Warming, drought stricken California now has too much rain; causing reservoirs to overflow, streets to flood, and TV Anchors to revise their talking points. It was only a year...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 23, 2016 | Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
If you make less than $250k in Palo Alto California, you now qualify for welfare. Poverty is so rampant across the Silicon Valley, some young people have to go to bed hungry because they can no longer afford sushi. If you’re a political candidate, you’ll...
by Tim Slagle | Mar 18, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
Six years later, most people are still unaware of how the Citizens United decision actually protects their freedom. Saying money is ruining politics makes as much sense as saying that there were too many special effects in the last Transformers movie. Money and...
