by Tim Slagle | Oct 23, 2015 | Uncategorized
And then there were Three. Irrelevant candidate Lincoln Chaffee dropped out of the Presidential race this morning, leaving no one in the campaign willing to stand up for a conversion to the Metric System. Governor Lincoln Chafee announced today he is withdrawing from...
by Tim Slagle | Oct 22, 2015 | Uncategorized
China has forbidden its leaders from “extravagant eating and drinking”, engaging in “improper sexual relationships” and playing golf. Kind of describes two recent Presidents to a tee. The ruling party’s Political Bureau adopted new rules...
by Tim Slagle | Oct 18, 2015 | Uncategorized
Magnets. They’ve been a source of amazement for centuries, and anyone who has ever played with a couple of them can understand why primitive people thought they were powered by witchcraft. What I don’t understand, is why some people still find the behavior...
by Tim Slagle | Oct 14, 2015 | Uncategorized
A new study finds that although Americans are the fattest people in the world, it’s for a good reason. Quality of life surveys are a staple in the media, and especially popular are the ones that rank the United States below Socialist nations. But here’s...
by Tim Slagle | Oct 12, 2015 | Uncategorized
If certain people get their way, Halloween will soon be as rare in schools as a delicious lunch. On the day most schools have dedicated to not teaching kids about Christopher Columbus, it’s announced a Connecticut school district will ban Halloween in an effort...
by Tim Slagle | Oct 10, 2015 | Uncategorized
Like an effeminate frat boy who insists he’s straight, it seems that a lot of Vegetarians are unable to conceal their preferences after they’ve had several drinks. A leading money saving website in the UK has found that over a third of vegetarians in the...
