After successfully ruining Thanksgiving and Christmas, the Political Correctniks have set their sights on another holiday. It almost sounds too ridiculous to be true, but The Left has never failed to amaze me. According to the National Review, colleges are...
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The Not So Great Pumpkin
As the Senate gets ready to pass a $3.8 trillion dollar budget the Department of Energy is carving pumpkins. Hey kids, we all know how much you wanted to make your Jack-O-Lantern look like Billy the Puppet, and your dad wanted to do a Death Star, but the Department of...
Marx for Death
In death, Karl Marx has done more to disprove his theories, than the work of a million live economists. What is it about dead Communists? While they spend their lives talking about how the world would be better if everyone was equal, they want to spend their deaths in...
Couldn’t Go The Extra Kilometer
And then there were Three. Irrelevant candidate Lincoln Chaffee dropped out of the Presidential race this morning, leaving no one in the campaign willing to stand up for a conversion to the Metric System. Governor Lincoln Chafee announced today he is withdrawing from...
Sex, Gluttony, and Golf
China has forbidden its leaders from "extravagant eating and drinking", engaging in "improper sexual relationships" and playing golf. Kind of describes two recent Presidents to a tee. The ruling party's Political Bureau adopted new rules on clean governance and...
Better Living Through Magnetism
Magnets. They've been a source of amazement for centuries, and anyone who has ever played with a couple of them can understand why primitive people thought they were powered by witchcraft. What I don't understand, is why some people still find the behavior of magnets...
Fat and Happy
A new study finds that although Americans are the fattest people in the world, it's for a good reason. Quality of life surveys are a staple in the media, and especially popular are the ones that rank the United States below Socialist nations. But here's one that...
Halloween Banned in Schools
If certain people get their way, Halloween will soon be as rare in schools as a delicious lunch. On the day most schools have dedicated to not teaching kids about Christopher Columbus, it's announced a Connecticut school district will ban Halloween in an effort to be...
Vegetarians Buckle Under The Influence
Like an effeminate frat boy who insists he's straight, it seems that a lot of Vegetarians are unable to conceal their preferences after they've had several drinks. A leading money saving website in the UK has found that over a third of vegetarians in the UK eat meat...