by Tim Slagle | Jun 17, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
A new Illinois Tax may lead to diabetes and tooth decay. Nothing motivates government more than money and power. If there is a scheme that can increase revenue and exert control over human behavior, it will fly into the law books quicker than a yellow jacket to a...
by Tim Slagle | Jun 11, 2017 | Blog, Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
The failure of the projected tourist boom proves that Communists are no good at planning. Turns out there was a vacation paradise just south of us, full of beautiful Art Deco hotels, where all the cars looked like a Doris Day movie. And once granted permission,...
by Tim Slagle | Dec 21, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
While the message made by Unite For America seems to have resonated with electors, their aim was a little bit to the left of the target. About five days ago, Martin Sheen and a gaggle of “celebrities” got together and taped a video plea to the members of...
by Tim Slagle | Sep 4, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
Newly disclosed documents reveal that Hillary’s computer skills are on a par with every other Senior Citizen. “Huma, could you schedule a meeting with the Prince of Nigeria? He’s having a hard time leaving the country, and will deposit five...
by Tim Slagle | Aug 29, 2016 | Comedy, Satire
The continuing tragedy of gun violence, suggests a radical new solution. The homicide rate in Chicago, isn’t caused by an oversupply of guns, it’s caused by an oversupply of bad shots. It seems the majority of the gun homicides in the City are all innocent...