by Tim Slagle | Jun 2, 2018 | Blog, Comedy, News
It’s a story that keeps getting weirder by the day. It isn’t enough that the guy had to be taken to court by his parents to evict him from their house, he’s now become a nuisance on the public. According to Fox News: A 30-year-old man who made...
by Tim Slagle | Aug 10, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
A new study suggests vegetarians suffer from more depression than the Diet Diverse. I’ve been saying it for years: Vegetarians are not happy people. They don’t seem to take the same pleasure in life that my carnivore friends seem to have. Dinnertime, (my...
by Tim Slagle | Jul 19, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
Heinz is about to make the biggest mistake since letting John Kerry run for President. They’re marketing ketchup as “Chicago Hot Dog Sauce. From the Tribune: In the emotional equivalent of tricking a baby into believing that the spoon is an airplane, Heinz...
by Tim Slagle | Jun 17, 2017 | Comedy, Satire
A new Illinois Tax may lead to diabetes and tooth decay. Nothing motivates government more than money and power. If there is a scheme that can increase revenue and exert control over human behavior, it will fly into the law books quicker than a yellow jacket to a...
by Tim Slagle | Jun 11, 2017 | Blog, Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized
The failure of the projected tourist boom proves that Communists are no good at planning. Turns out there was a vacation paradise just south of us, full of beautiful Art Deco hotels, where all the cars looked like a Doris Day movie. And once granted permission,...
